-I didn't drop them. The person I handed them to dropped them.
"Yea, that door is hard to open"
-Hold down the button on the handle, push forward. It's not that hard.
"I'll be here all day"
-Actually not a lie. I had full intentions of leaving within the next half hour. Sadly turned out to be true.
"......sure."
-In response to a kid asking if he had gotten a promotion because a list of names on our office wall had him listed as something different
