Lies Ch'nel Told Today

Ch'nel: Wow was that guy nice! He was like "Excuse me! I'm so sorry! I can't believe I was in your way!" and then he stepped aside, still apologizing, and was like "can I get you anything? Twist? Coffee?"

I don't even know where to begin. The last part of her statement was clearly an exhaustion induced hysteria. However the first part of her statement was a lie as well. The guy was not nice, but rather pissed that we were barreling towards him in a golf cart with a table falling off of the back. Why Chiz thought she needed to lie about the angry man, I have no idea.

Train Lies

Me: Would you like me to switch seats with your daughter and her baby so that you can sit together?

Woman: Oh that would be fantastic, you don't mind?

Me: No problem, I know what it's like to travel with a baby.

What? Where the hell did that even come from. I have minimal experience even sitting in a stationary room with babies let alone trains. I just didn't want her to keep struggling to look at her daughter then flop back while sighing. It was getting annoying. After I said it I must say I got a little excited as that was EXACTLY the type of lie that this blog was made for.