Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Train Lies

Me: Would you like me to switch seats with your daughter and her baby so that you can sit together?
Woman: Oh that would be fantastic, you don't mind?
Me: No problem, I know what it's like to travel with a baby.

What? Where the hell did that even come from. I have minimal experience even sitting in a stationary room with babies let alone trains. I just didn't want her to keep struggling to look at her daughter then flop back while sighing. It was getting annoying. After I said it I must say I got a little excited as that was EXACTLY the type of lie that this blog was made for.

No comments:

Post a Comment