Lies Ch'nel Told Today

Ch'nel: Wow was that guy nice! He was like "Excuse me! I'm so sorry! I can't believe I was in your way!" and then he stepped aside, still apologizing, and was like "can I get you anything? Twist? Coffee?"

I don't even know where to begin. The last part of her statement was clearly an exhaustion induced hysteria. However the first part of her statement was a lie as well. The guy was not nice, but rather pissed that we were barreling towards him in a golf cart with a table falling off of the back. Why Chiz thought she needed to lie about the angry man, I have no idea.